I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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