Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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