last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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