belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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