doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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