No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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