Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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