You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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