i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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