In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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