Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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