she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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