Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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