susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You made out with two different species that night
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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