Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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