R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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