i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
