i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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