have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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