Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Found your dick twin last night
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
