The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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