You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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