yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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