Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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