I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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