Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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