Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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