I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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