Is it normal to miss your booty call?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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