Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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