Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Do plants get herpes?
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