what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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