is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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