does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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