it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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