You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I think my moral compass just broke
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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