Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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