i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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