i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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