thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
be right there i have to get my cape
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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