that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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