He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I am mentally ready for anal.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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