And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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