Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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