Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Boobs speak an international language.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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