Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize