what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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