If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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