u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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