I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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