I just pynch a tree in the face
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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