we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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