Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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