theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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