I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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