i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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