My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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